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Post by Professor Ashton Laurent on Aug 18, 2007 17:35:55 GMT
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Post by Rakki Gravestone on Aug 18, 2007 19:52:02 GMT
If you wanna get technical, it's spam, not fanfiction. D:< And I don't know what his problem is. Rawr, what a n00b.
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Post by Professor Ashton Laurent on Aug 18, 2007 19:57:03 GMT
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Post by Charlie Fere on Feb 26, 2008 22:46:15 GMT
Okay so I didn't right this nor, did I find it my self. it's from another RPing site that i go on but it is hilarious, just read!
Harry, Ron, and Hermione sat at the Gryffindor table in the Great Hall. The Sorting Ceremony had already begun, but they wanted it to be over because they were hungry. They both sighed.
“I bloody wish they would bloody hurry it bloody up!” said Ron groaned.
“Oh Ronnie-Poo, be quiet!” Hermione glared, and Ron blushed tomato. Ron and Hermione had been dating for almost a year. (A/N: OMG ARENT THEY SO MENT 4 EACH OTHER?) It was more like 11 months and 13 days, cause he was counting.
“Now that the Sorting is over,” said Dumbledore, “I have to tell you that the Sorting is not yet over!”
“Durr?” said Crab and Goyle and Malfoy smacked them with a zucchini (A/N: LOL I dunno where he got that!! Maybe the feats!)
“Anyway,” said Dumbledore, giving the three Slytherins a weird eyeball look, “I am pleased to announce that we have a new student this year!”
Murmers and rumers began to rush around the great Hall like a waterfall. Hogwarts had never had a new student before! Everyone was excited cept Malfoy cause Crab was eating his zucchini (A/N: OMG! LOL! I SO didn’t mean it like that, you perverted peoples!!) and he was in a bad mood anyway cause MgGonagul had given him a bad grade in transfirgurations. (A/N: how do you spell that!)
“I bet she’s ugly and fat!” he yelled out. “Ha! Ha! Ha!”
“Now now Malfoy,” said Dumbledore, “don’t judge her until you see her. She was born in Japan but spent 1/3rds of her life in Japan, French, and America. She went to Bobatons and can speak all 3 languages! I give you all... Miss Gemini Angelykah Darkfire!”
Suddenly all the lights in the great hall went out as the doors slammed open to a crack of lightning and everyone turned to see a figure standing there in the doorway it was dark and wear a black cape. Everyone gasped.
“Omg!” gasped Hermione.
“Wicked!” gasped Ron.
“Whoa!” gasped Harry.
“Whatever!” gasped Draco.
The figure raised his hand and they saw that it was not a he, it was a she! She raised her hand and all the lights flicked back on. Harry knew this girl must be very powerful but draco still wasn’t impursed.
“Hello,” said the girl, “Watashi suis Gemini”
Harry thought there was something familiar about her but I can’t tell what. Hmm. Draco thought her voice sounds sexy.
Gemini took off her hood of her cloak and her hair fell to the floor. It was raven black like the sky at night, and her skin was pale like the moon hovering in the dark skis. Her eyes were like fire emeralds burning into the eyes of everyone she looked at. Her lips were a deep red color like blood and very full (A/N: imagine like angelina jolie’s cuz hers are pretty and I want lips like hers!) but they weren’t too big.
All the boys in the great hall’s jaw dropped. And they stared. They all wanted her cause she was so gorges. she smiled a wickedly smile.
“Hello,” she said
“Hello!” screamed Dumbledore
“can I be sorted now?” she asked, and mgonagul’s jaw dropped.
“what?” asked Gemini. “Of course I know about the sorting ceremony!”
“oh, right then,” said mg, and she put the hat on Gemini’s head who was now on the stool.
“SYLTHERIN!!” yelled the hat and draco got horny.
“dammit” said draco cause he didn’t want to be horny. but he was. horny. (A/N: LOLOLOL! OMG, I can’t belive I wrote that! I’m bulshing! Hahaehe!)
Thehe! Sorry But so many spelling mistakes(i'm being a hippogrit here, but i'm not this bad!) Plaus very un realalistic! Sorry anyways that was random...
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Post by Professor Ashton Laurent on Feb 27, 2008 21:00:22 GMT
okay, one word for this
PA-THE-TIC!
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Post by Charlie Fere on Feb 27, 2008 21:04:10 GMT
Haha I know eh. The funny thing was I think the person...might have been trying!
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Post by Professor Ashton Laurent on Feb 27, 2008 21:05:58 GMT
that's trying? geez, i'm too scared to wonder what it would be if they weren't trying!
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Post by christianmartinez on Feb 27, 2008 21:10:05 GMT
That was probably the worst bit of fan-fic i've ever had the displeasure of reading in my entire life. LOL!
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Post by Professor Ashton Laurent on Feb 27, 2008 21:11:40 GMT
true. the fun part is bashing whatever n00bie, illiterate idiot that wrote it!
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Post by christianmartinez on Feb 27, 2008 21:13:50 GMT
I'm intruiged, where did you find it? If there was a website for bad Fan-fiction you'd have to post it!
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Post by Professor Ashton Laurent on Feb 27, 2008 21:15:17 GMT
the one's i found were on fanfiction.net
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Post by christianmartinez on Feb 27, 2008 21:17:18 GMT
Haha amazing. What an idiot. I can't believe how bad it is.
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Post by Professor Ashton Laurent on Feb 27, 2008 21:21:15 GMT
haha! like i said earlier, this is the fun part. bashing the idiot that wrote it!
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Post by christianmartinez on Feb 27, 2008 21:23:20 GMT
I'd love to see the person who write it. I hope for them they are a bit simple!
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Post by Professor Ashton Laurent on Feb 27, 2008 21:41:38 GMT
seriously!
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