Post by Marishka Mayfair on Mar 11, 2007 3:07:51 GMT
I hate how all papers strongly advice parents to pay a close eye to what their children are up to online.
-Go through your child's msn list, make sure your child tells you where all the contacts are from and that if your child is going to meet any of them that you go with them.
-if your child deletes the net browser's log more often than every 14th day, it is hiding something from you!
-blockers could manage to get your daughter's web-camera on without her realizing(they can even make the red light go off!) and strangers can watch at all times what your daughter does in her bedroom!
-learn to use msn! that way you can know how dangerous your child lives.
-Did you know that statistics say that 40% of parents think their kids have homepages, when in fact 80% of the kids report having homepages? Is YOUR child lying to you?
-Your children are online putting out all their personal information right now, and they WILL be raped by old people pretending to be young.
-Do keep an eye on what your child is up to online!
-Your child is currently being mocked online by everyone and everyone's parrot.
-Oh noes! Your child just posted another photo of itself online. Now the perverted, old, stalkers will be able to recognize it on the street too!
-Did you know that your child doesn't ONLY post decent photos of itself online?!
-Do buy this fancy and very expensive programme. It will block out any webpages with swear words and similar words. Well, pretty much any website really, except our marvellous website featuring a clown. No more scary interaction for your child now! yay!
-Your child will be able to buy insanely expensive things online with your credit card number. Oh and gamble too.
-No one online is trustworthy, be sure of that. It is certainly safer to send your child out around midnight in town than a couple of minutes online. Oh yes. It has been tested by our researchers, who of course know more about life online than anyone, since they have been to all the websites ever having existed. Uh huh.
-Your child will have been raised so lousily by yourself that they won't be able to see the difference between good and bad things online. Of course your 11 year daughter is interested in looking at 60 year old men's assets online, why wouldn't she be? It's out there.
-Go through your child's msn list, make sure your child tells you where all the contacts are from and that if your child is going to meet any of them that you go with them.
-if your child deletes the net browser's log more often than every 14th day, it is hiding something from you!
-blockers could manage to get your daughter's web-camera on without her realizing(they can even make the red light go off!) and strangers can watch at all times what your daughter does in her bedroom!
-learn to use msn! that way you can know how dangerous your child lives.
-Did you know that statistics say that 40% of parents think their kids have homepages, when in fact 80% of the kids report having homepages? Is YOUR child lying to you?
-Your children are online putting out all their personal information right now, and they WILL be raped by old people pretending to be young.
-Do keep an eye on what your child is up to online!
-Your child is currently being mocked online by everyone and everyone's parrot.
-Oh noes! Your child just posted another photo of itself online. Now the perverted, old, stalkers will be able to recognize it on the street too!
-Did you know that your child doesn't ONLY post decent photos of itself online?!
-Do buy this fancy and very expensive programme. It will block out any webpages with swear words and similar words. Well, pretty much any website really, except our marvellous website featuring a clown. No more scary interaction for your child now! yay!
-Your child will be able to buy insanely expensive things online with your credit card number. Oh and gamble too.
-No one online is trustworthy, be sure of that. It is certainly safer to send your child out around midnight in town than a couple of minutes online. Oh yes. It has been tested by our researchers, who of course know more about life online than anyone, since they have been to all the websites ever having existed. Uh huh.
-Your child will have been raised so lousily by yourself that they won't be able to see the difference between good and bad things online. Of course your 11 year daughter is interested in looking at 60 year old men's assets online, why wouldn't she be? It's out there.
Anyways, my parents have never really cared what I've done on the net. I barely have a social life as it is and the social life I do have revolves around my work so yeah, they're not scared about me meeting a dirty old man on the net, lol. 
I've told them that deal already so now they leave me alone and have done for AGES 