Epic Adventure

[richard]

pink flufffy

[Libbi Puddifoot]

reindeer ears bought in the..

[Helena Martin]

Human-sized pen that was rather hard to write with

[Ricky Daine]

so he kicked up a fuss and cried like a baby until

[Ellie Rook]

he had flooded the room he was in...

Thought I would Revive. The story is riddikulus.

[Professor Daniel Hubbles]

Lynn dear I am so glad you did, this story is hysterical! And seeing as I do not want to do my Maths work...here it is in full!!!

One day little Jimmy was walking through a forest when suddenly he saw a really huge pink rhino that turned out to be his sister Iris who was 60 she had large purple eyes and on further expection, one noticed she also had a small wart on her nostril, which claimed it could grant Jimmy any wish he wanted.
Jimmy scratched his chin in thought, and then said "I think i will wish for… A Purple and green spotted pair of singing binoculars that would allow him to see under the entire world, so he stuck both his index fingers upon the pink rino's nostrils, and declared that he was the ruler of all the furry pink bunnies located in the Amazon forest, which was really quite peculiar because the Amazon was, in fact, Jimmy's crop of hair... northern province of... the mexican border to the... Edge of the world, where mostly frighteningly Pink panthers wandered around the Rock of Meloncholy, upon which they sacrificed all the green chickens for 10 days while the Giant magical Bottom slept without dreams.
Jimmy laughed madly and Stripped down until he wore nothing but his oven gloves, then He tried to bake cookies naked an Accidentally singed his fringe, resulting in a freak forest fire in the Amazon rainforest.
Bob the fireman ran in with Lime green and pink pokla dotted hose, and sprayed the fire until everything was dripping with bubblegum flavoured Ice cream cones that hung off Jimmy’ ears and Bob tried to eat one but as he tried to fit it in his mouth he bit into Jimmies ear, and he Got sucked into the miniature universe inside Jimmy's brain, which amazingly consisted of a dozen hotdogs and a gigantic flying cow called Daisy.
Daisy soon let out the biggest fart inside of Jimmy's brain, resulting in a huge brain fart which made Jimmy Cough and die. However Jimmy was an avid Final Fantasy fan, so he cast Auto-Life and was resurrected the only problem was that he was now deaf, blind and mute, and he also had no man-wand.
The man-wand was the cow that farted in Jimmy's brain, however it was now the size of a Pizza, and extraordinarily possessed the talent to create Russian dolls showing Their underwear. Suddenly one came alive and said "Take me now, Jimmy!" and raised her many skirts to reveal a pair of huge underpants with tenticles reaching out to grab him around the legs and CENSORED. Jimmy quickly escaped, grabbing hold a sword to beat the little beast, when suddenly the blade of the sword flew out of the handle, it spun around in the air and came flying back down To land between his legs, skewering an adoreable fluffy baby babbit through the left eye. "Oh no!" Jimmy cried, quickling bending down to unpin the bunny.
However as he did the rabbit transformed from a cute ball of fluff into a horrible green and slimey Wellington boot, which proceeded to kick him painfully between the legs. Jimmy fell on the floor screaming in pain as the boots continued too Violate him. Meanwhile a pig with wings flew over head dropping Umpa Lumpas dressed as Death Eaters with little parachutes attached to them. As they landed, they pulled from under their robes the means of time travel involving the slimy pair of boots and a rubber ducky. Jimmy however looked confused As he always believed that it was a rubber whale that was the key element to time travel however, Jimmy knew that it was Johnny that was the key to time travel. Johnny was Jimmy's Very wise hamster, who was quite talented and charismatic. He also had a rather large left eye which would squirt out Wishes. Jimmy dearly loved making wishes, and quickly requested for a bottle of Japanese flower shampoo and the finest beer from Germany. Johnny knew that Jimmy was underage so he made the beer Passion Pop, but Jimmy still desired to have the German beer so he could dance the dance of mincing eskimos and shoot needles of heroin from his left nostril. The needles of heroin were pink and fuzzy because they were covered in cotton candy. Poor Jimmy didn't want to be injected so he escaped in his orange and blue pokie dotted rocket. He landed on a mushroom. He took a bit of it and and ate it. The mushroom gave him special powers, now he could see through everything except glass. It made him curious, so he decided to dance, but after that he tripped on a dead, but rare Norwegian Blue parrot which then proceeded to explode due to an unfortunate triggering of the heart valve and the sphincter being in close proximity to the lef armpit, which smelt strongly of blue cheese which incidentally could be found in the deep emptiness of outer space which can also be confused with something like a big rectangular orange which incidentally is the same shape as the planet where the universe's most smelliest blue cheese is found. And alos, if you looked hard enough, you would come across someone who obviously cannot spell because they were most likely not looking at the screen as they were creating more to the epic like all the other pieces of work that included horrible grammar like the last phrase and incorrect spelling while Jimmy suddenly found himself in a terrible world where people are racist and can't spell while wearing a large red shirt with "WE DON'T WANT RACISTS" printed on it in white, with a matching pair of pink fluffy reindeer ears bought in the human-sized pen that was rather hard to write with so he kicked up a fuss and cried like a baby until he had flooded the room he was in...

which also just happened to be the room where a family of mice lived in a…

[Ellie Rook]

rather large matchbox, however...

[Girty Hubbles]

it was quite fortunate for Jimmy that today was the day the mice were…

[Blake Adams]

having a picnic today in the largest tree around and so..