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Post by Girty Hubbles on Oct 3, 2006 10:24:51 GMT
However as he did the rabbit transformed from a cute ball of fluff into a horrible green and slimey...
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Post by Thom Moen on Oct 4, 2006 14:55:14 GMT
Wellington boot, which proceeded to kick him painfully between the legs.
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Post by Girty Hubbles on Oct 4, 2006 15:25:48 GMT
Jimmy fell on the floor screaming in pain as the boots continued too...
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Post by Thom Moen on Oct 14, 2006 13:23:15 GMT
Violate him. Meanwhile...
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Post by Girty Hubbles on Oct 14, 2006 17:51:09 GMT
a pig with wings flew over head dropping
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Post by Thom Moen on Oct 14, 2006 22:32:46 GMT
Umpa Lumpas dressed as Death Eaters with little parachutes attached to them. As they landed, they pulled from under their robes...
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Post by Jerred Boneman on Oct 15, 2006 8:50:16 GMT
the means of time travel involving the slimy pair of boots and a rubber ducky. Jimmy however looked confused...
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Post by Girty Hubbles on Oct 16, 2006 9:23:19 GMT
As he always believed that it was a rubber whale that was the key element to time travel however...
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Post by Jerred Boneman on Oct 16, 2006 10:54:48 GMT
Jimmy knew that it was Johnny that was the key to time travel. Johnny was Jimmy's...
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Post by Thom Moen on Oct 16, 2006 16:43:44 GMT
Very wise hamster, who was quite talented and charismatic. He also had a rather large...
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Post by Dax Simmons on Oct 16, 2006 17:27:32 GMT
left eye which would squirt out....
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Post by Thom Moen on Oct 16, 2006 17:44:04 GMT
Wishes. Jimmy dearly loved making wishes, and quickly requested for...
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Post by Dax Simmons on Oct 16, 2006 19:05:24 GMT
a bottle of Japanese flower shampoo and...
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Post by Jerred Boneman on Oct 17, 2006 8:39:53 GMT
the finest beer from Germany. Johnny knew that Jimmy was underage so he made the beer Passion Pop, but Jimmy still...
(Passion Pop is a seriously cheap-ass alcohol drink here in Australia, so cheap that it's cheap enough to get MANY people drunk off a few sips!)
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Post by Dax Simmons on Jan 27, 2007 19:02:34 GMT
I thought i would revive this thread...so here is the story so far:-
One day little Jimmy was walking through a forest when suddenly he saw a really huge pink rhino that turned out to be his sister Iris who was 60 she had large purple eyes and on further expection, one noticed she also had a small wart on her nostril, which claimed it could grant Jimmy any wish he wanted.
Jimmy scratched his chin in thought, and then said "I think i will wish for" A Purple and green spotted pair of singing binoculars that would allow him to see under the entire world, so he stuck both his index fingers upon the pink rino's nostrils, and declared that he was the ruler of all the furry pink bunnies located in the Amazon forest, which was really quite peculiar because the Amazon was, in fact, Jimmy's crop of hair... northern province of... the mexican border to the... Edge of the world, where mostly frighteningly Pink panthers wandered around the Rock of Meloncholy, upon which they sacrificed all the green chickens for 10 days while the Giant magical Bottom slept without dreams.
Jimmy laughed madly and Stripped down until he wore nothing but his oven gloves, then He tried to bake cookies naked an Accidentally singed his fringe, resulting in a freak forest fire in the Amazon rainforest.
Bob the fireman ran in with Lime green and pink pokla dotted hose, and sprayed the fire until everything was dripping with bubblegum flavoured Ice cream cones that hung off Jimmy’ ears and Bob tried to eat one but as he tried to fit it in his mouth he bit into Jimmies ear, and he Got sucked into the miniature universe inside Jimmy's brain, which amazingly consisted of a dozen hotdogs and a gigantic flying cow called Daisy.
Daisy soon let out the biggest fart inside of Jimmy's brain, resulting in a huge brain fart which made Jimmy Cough and die. However Jimmy was an avid Final Fantasy fan, so he cast Auto-Life and was resurrected the only problem was that he was now deaf, blind and mute, and he also had no man-wand.
The man-wand was the cow that farted in Jimmy's brain, however it was now the size of a Pizza, and extraordinarily possessed the talent to create Russian dolls showing Their underwear. Suddenly one came alive and said "Take me now, Jimmy!" and raised her many skirts to reveal a pair of huge underpants with tenticles reaching out to grab him around the legs and CENSORED. Jimmy quickly escaped, grabbing hold a sword to beat the little beast, when suddenly the blade of the sword flew out of the handle, it spun around in the air and came flying back down To land between his legs, skewering an adoreable fluffy baby babbit through the left eye. "Oh no!" Jimmy cried, quickling bending down to unpin the bunny.
However as he did the rabbit transformed from a cute ball of fluff into a horrible green and slimey Wellington boot, which proceeded to kick him painfully between the legs. Jimmy fell on the floor screaming in pain as the boots continued too Violate him. Meanwhile a pig with wings flew over head dropping Umpa Lumpas dressed as Death Eaters with little parachutes attached to them. As they landed, they pulled from under their robes the means of time travel involving the slimy pair of boots and a rubber ducky. Jimmy however looked confused As he always believed that it was a rubber whale that was the key element to time travel however, Jimmy knew that it was Johnny that was the key to time travel. Johnny was Jimmy's Very wise hamster, who was quite talented and charismatic. He also had a rather large left eye which would squirt out Wishes. Jimmy dearly loved making wishes, and quickly requested for a bottle of Japanese flower shampoo and the finest beer from Germany. Johnny knew that Jimmy was underage so he made the beer Passion Pop, but Jimmy still…
Desired to have the German beer so he could dance…
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