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Post by professorsnape on Jun 14, 2006 5:04:51 GMT
Professor Snape tapped his wand against the walls of the Slytherin Common Room, sending out the bell-like summons that would call the students to him. It was just after dinner, and he hoped the students would be relaxed and calm.
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Post by Jerred Boneman on Jun 17, 2006 19:59:21 GMT
Jerred walked into the Common Room after hearing an annoying racket ringing through the whole Slytherin Dungeon. He soon saw a man in emerald green robes, black greasy hair and a large hooked nose. Jerred raised his eyebrow inquisitively at the new man.
"Who're you?" Jerred asked.
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Kim Rivers
Loving you isnt really something i should do!
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Post by Kim Rivers on Jun 17, 2006 20:29:30 GMT
Kim walked into the common room. She had skipped dinner to go to the lake instead. She saw Jerred, gave him a quick smile before noticing someone else. "Oh.. Uh.. What?"
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Post by Jerred Boneman on Jun 17, 2006 20:31:17 GMT
"Greasy hair, hooked nose and bad breath... are you a vampire?" Jerred asked, teasingly. He then noticed Kim and shot her a smooth smile.
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Kim Rivers
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Post by Kim Rivers on Jun 17, 2006 20:34:22 GMT
"Not all vampires are like that" She said, casually leaning on a bookshelf "Have you never seen buffy the vampire slayer or angel?" she said...
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Post by Jerred Boneman on Jun 17, 2006 20:36:00 GMT
"What the hell is that?" Jerred asked, wanting to know what they were. ((Don't worry, everyone knows what they are ;D I do as I watched them  )) |
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Kim Rivers
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Post by Kim Rivers on Jun 17, 2006 20:46:27 GMT
Kim laughed "Awww... Our darling pureblood missed out on telly" Kim looked at him "I dont know... My mother brought a random box thing home, said it was a telly... I got hooked on these telly programe things.. Buffy the vampire slayer and Angel.. And im telling you.. If vampires look like angel then.." Kim went off into her own little world. "Even strait guys should think he's hot."
(Haha i have the whole box set thingie.. cause im sad like that =P)
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Post by professorsnape on Jun 18, 2006 2:22:13 GMT
Professor Snape raised a distinctly chilly eyebrow at all the students assembled.
"Mr. Jerred Boneman, that will be 30 points from Slytherin for crude bluntness. Ms. Rivers, you will find that Muggles know less about vampires that you know about subtlety, which I assure you is quite close to nothing." he looked sternly at the rest of them. "No doubt you've all felt by now the prejudice in this school against Slytherins. Even one hundred years after the defeat of Lord Voldemort, it lingers. In the past, Slytherins have been the strongest house is Hogwarts. We have been those who forsee many conflicts and act to nip them in the bud, we have been spies," he raised his chin proudly, "and we have survived the very worst the world has offered us." He began pacing, a sharper look in his black eyes.
"However, the reports I have received this year from other Professors have been dismal. I have little hope of any of you becoming true Slytherins. I hope by the Founders that you surprise me." He stared each one of them down. "Insulting your professors," he glared particularly at Jerred, "and lecturing them, slipping marks in classes, and most particularly, picking fights in the open! A true Slytherin takes revenge in a manner so quiet and subtle that the victim never even sees danger until it is upon him. A true Slytherin never cuts a social tie," he glanced meaningfully at Draco, "that could be of use. A true Slytherin knows the meaning of hard work, dedication, and discretion." He stopped pacing.
"I warn you at this moment that these behaviors will no longer be tolerated by myself or any other Professor at this establishment. You will find me to be more of a mother hawk than a mother hen. Do not test my creativity when it comes to punishments." he looked around a moment.
"You may, however, feel free to call upon me at any hour, should a problem arise that you are not capable of handling yourselves. You may enter during my office hours, posted on my office door, to discuss your classes, your future or any concerns related to your performance here at Hogwarts." He allowed that to sink in.
"Are there any questions?"
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Post by Faith Moore on Jun 18, 2006 15:07:55 GMT
Faith mumbled an inaudible something to herself as she made her way to the common room from the girl's dormitory, ready to 'attack' the idiotic person who was making a racket. However, opening the door to the common room, she froze in her tracks, noticing a professor about ready to make a speech. Leaning against the door-frame, she boredly listened to the on-going, dreary words that were being said, only listening sub-consciously. As he finished, she glanced around at the others for the first time, wondering what was to happen next.
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Post by Jerred Boneman on Jun 19, 2006 4:16:33 GMT
"Crude bluntness? Professor Snape, I can be much more blunt if I want to be." Jerred said, a huge grin spreading across his face. "Beside's as you said, a Slytherin exacts their revenge quietly... so I may as well do it."
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Post by Kim Rivers on Jun 21, 2006 12:31:17 GMT
"Mother hawk? But isnt a mother a girl?" Kim said as she looked at Jerred "Dont be so... You!" She laughed hitting him playfully on the arm
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Post by professorsnape on Jun 24, 2006 18:35:08 GMT
"Ah, Mr. Boneman, but you have given warning. Perhaps I should issue a prohibitive amount of detention, in order to keep you out of trouble?"
Professor Snape turned to Kim Rivers, glaring at her coldly. "Ms. Rivers, your remarks are most unamusing and unwelcome. Enjoy your detention tomorrow evening at 6 o'clock. I believe Dr. Silvanus can find something quite...entertaining...to occupy you." he nodded coldly one last time and swept out of the room in a swirl of black robes.
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Post by Draco Malfoy on Jul 7, 2006 0:57:57 GMT
Draco, who had kept quiet as he leaned against the wall beside the portrait hole, finally spoke up, directing a smirk toward Boneman. "I rather like him," He said coolly, lifting up a hand to examine his nails. "Finally a Professor who knows what he's talking about." Walking toward the boys staircase, he noticed Moore on the opposite end of the room and raised his eyebrows amusedly, nodding at her in greeting, before disappearing up the stairs.
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Post by Jerred Boneman on Jul 12, 2006 23:57:09 GMT
"Idiotic vampiric wannabe Snape from Harry Potter's time!" Jerred spat viciously at noone. Jerred then remembered about Harry Potter being a Gryffindor! "bloody Gryffindor's!"
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Post by lyss999 on Jul 16, 2006 12:56:10 GMT
"Shut-up Jerred" Elizabeth said, speaking up from across the common room, "The only thing you can do by insulting him, is getting him angry, and getting yourself in trouble. It's not like you can scare him away"
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