[Lake] Annoying songs are annoying

[Russell Parkhurst]

Russell had just borrowed a book from the library and was now looking for a suitable place to sit and read it. It was a thin book but large in area so theoretically it shouldn't take him more then three hours to finish.

The lake seemed to be the perfect option, the perfect place to relax and read. Though, thinking about it now, he thought, I'm more likely to open the book and not look at it until an hour before I have to return it.

He strolled along the shore, his hands in his pockets, humming loudly to himself. He reached a part where there was more shore and a large patch of grass extending out of the forest. Perfect! he thought. He walked to it and sat down, dumping the book next to him. He leaned back on his arms and sniffed the sharp November air. Here he could relax and hum his annoying song.

[Zachary Daniels]

It hadn't been the first time Zachary had tried to study by the Lake when an off-tune melody reached his ears. Letting out a frustrated sigh, he pulled himself up off the grass and stomped menacingly toward the area nearer to the forest, though making sure he didn't get too close.

"Riley, you annoying twit. If you want to sing and play that hideous instrument, don't do it where others can hear you--" He blinked as a boy who was a bit older came into his view. Noticing the ravenclaw robes, he rolled his eyes.

"Why don't the Ravenclaws ever stick to their books and leave the amateur arts to the Hufflepuffs?"[/color]

[Brian Chase]

"Wow that's cruel." said Brian as he walked into a soon to be argument, well if the Ravenclaw said something to the Slytherin then there would be a problem. "What's your name?" he asked the Slytherin.

[Zachary Daniels]

Zachary's eyes left the Ravenclaw to glance at the other Slytherin appraisingly, before he tilted his chin upwards in a superior manner. "Zachary Daniels, and you are?"[/color]

[Brian Chase]

"Brian Chase." he said looking at him with no sign of fear. "I have a question, are you the type of Slytherin who thinks they are better than everyone else?" he asked, his long bangs starting to get in his eyes. So he shook his head and his bangs returned where they used to be.

[Russell Parkhurst]

Russell watched a younger slytherin approach. He looked the type to bite you sooner then look at you. And sure as his mouth opened nothing but trash fell out. Rus could ignore one slytherin, but soon another one come. This one, Brian he said his name was, seemed at least half human.

He looked the two boys up and down. They were both in the same house but seemed complete opposites. He smiled at the first page of his book. Odd, it seemed, that he would come across these two completely different guys. Odd, indeed, that they would find him.

[Zachary Daniels]

Zachary looked at Brian with surprise before his expression slowly turned into a scowl. "As a part of Slytherin, Chase, you should know we're better than everyone else." His gaze flickered toward the Ravenclaw, and his scowl only deepened. [/color]

[Brian Chase]

"Well you consider yourself better than every Slytherin. Which I can tell is not true." He said witha slight smirk on his face. " So Zach, I will advise you to not argue with people when they say they are better than you, because they are probably better."

[Jerred Boneman]

Jerred leapt from the tree behind Brian and landed on the boys shoulders, carefully keeping balanced as he sat there. 'Unlike you Fuzzy, Zach is actually better than a lot of us!' Jerred said, before leaping off Brians shoulders before he could react. Jerred landed on his feet, carefully dodging any attacks from Brian. Soon standing straight Jerred looked at the Ravenclaw and held out his hand.

'G'day mate, my name's Jerred and unlike Fuzzferbrains, I don't try and act the mature old fool all the time, in fact I am quite immature in some sort of sick sense as I find myself quickly bored with the events of everyday life!' Jerred continued, looking bemused at Zachary. 'Oh, by the way Zachary, Fuzzy has a deep hate for me, so I try my damn hardest to try and annoy him whenever and wherever possible... like just then!'

[Brian Chase]

"I don't care if you know me, you immuture freak. Maybe for you it is time to grow up, you know become a man. Instead of a three year old trying to play hide and go seek with his dead parents." Brian said after he said that he received a painful headache. So he closed his eyes for a second and after that second he was fine.

[Jerred Boneman]

'Oh but Fuzzy, acting like a child is so much more fun! The tantrums! The fun and thrill of getting away with trouble! The ability not to care about the stupid testosterone driven disputes you get yourself into! And being yourself is so much better than being a duesch!' Jerred cried hysterically, laughing as he waved his arms around.

Jerred stopped and stood straight, feet together and arms at his side. He mocked an adults tone of voice. 'I am Jerred, mature age student and a no nonsense, mature boy. I have no fun and work all day, going home every night to a family that doesn't love me. I am a man, not a boy, I have too many responsibilities which lead to an early grave.' Jerred said, staring into space as he spoke. He shook his head, placed his hands on his hips and looked up at Brian. 'Now how the hell can a guy live to be like that!?'

[Brian Chase]

"Fine, but don't go crying to anyone when you find out how much of a retard to sound like." He said shaking his head. "Don't do that impression again, it's plain creepy." He said. "So Jerry, mind if I call you Jerry? Well anyways maybe people will stop hating you and show you respect if you stop acting like a 4 year old who soiled himself. Also maybe get it through your thick skull and into that pea brain of yours that everyone in the world is better than you, even me." Brian said.

[Jerred Boneman]

'Peabrain? Jerry? I've been called better names, and not every one is better than me, a few but not many.' Jerred said. 'As for you, you are so not better than me, I don't pretend to be someone I'm not, I don't pretend to be mature.' Jerred replied calmly, shrugging nonchalantly, then with a twist of delight Jerred laughed.

'I am Fuzzferbrains, I am old, I am a man, I have no brain just fuzz between my ears, I am a man, I have no fun, I have no friends, I try to be someone that I'm not.' Jerred said, reenacting his mature voice.

[Brian Chase]

"Wow I've heard better names from a mute blind person." said Brian not caring that he was being made fun of. Jerred this is all I hear from you, " Hi I Jerred Boneman, I think I'm better than everyone, but I know I'm wrong. Also I hate every person in the world because they are better than me. My parents hate my guts." Brian felt better after he mocked Jerred.