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Post by Professor Lauretta Mericcini on Feb 19, 2007 0:05:51 GMT
Lauretta pulled away as she felt poking. She looked over and saw a duck. "Stupid duck" she muttered. Why did a duck have to ruin this moment?
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Post by deek on Feb 19, 2007 0:07:20 GMT
Deek hummed merrily to himself, the burning sensation of cool water dipping into his many cuts and bruises not enough to damper his good mood. Although on the run, he hadn't come across such a clear lake in a long while. (obviously, as the grime collected on his body looked as though it had been sitting there for years)
Soaking up the summer sun, he grinned to himself as his yellowish toenails dipped out of the surface of the lake for a brief moment. After this big stunt of his, he'd never have to thieve another silk brassiere again-- they were, after all, one of the most profitable items.
The isolated part of the lake he had chosen was a good distance away from the castle, and as almost all the students were preoccupied with the current Ministry's invasion, he was free to dawdle along the shores.
A giggle of sorts, along with a flirtacious male voice broke him from his reverie, and shifting in the lake, he stood up abruptly. The water pooled around his feet, as he had never gone quite deep to begin with, and out of the last of his manners, he wrapped his ragged robes around himself.
The pair of students sunbathing caused him to raise an inquisitive eyebrow, before grinning wolfishly.
"If you're going to disturb my bath," he said coolly, stepping over a few slippery rocks, until he was towering over them. "I will do much the same for your date." He then nudged L.C's foot with his own, his sharp, ugly, toenails leaving trails of grime on her ankle.
A sharp quacking noise caught him off guard, and he stumbled forward, toppling onto of the two unsuspecting teenagers, his muddy hands pinning back both of their shoulders as he pulled himself up.
The duck then began to poke them each in turn while Deek looked on astounded.
"They call this the number one wizarding school, do they?" He said in a gruff voice, showing his teeth.
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Post by Steven Mallard on Feb 19, 2007 0:09:48 GMT
As Steve got the attention of the female individual, he started to flap around and dropping his stick quack even louder. If you had a very clever wizard with you, who could speck duck it would have translated into this:
“You were in violation of code 4.9 in the official Ministry hand book. The punishment for this is a fine of 200 gallons or a week long stay in Azkaban.”
When the other man appeared a rather pleased look in the ducks eyes he waddled back to the shallow ends of the river, swimming around watching the two very closely as well as the new arrival.
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Post by Brian Chase on Feb 19, 2007 0:13:47 GMT
"Have you ever heard of toothpaste?" Brian said sarcastically to the very dirty man who bothered them. He then looked at the duck, you know a muggle hunter could kill you with one shot, you stupid duck." He said in a smart tone.
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Post by Professor Lauretta Mericcini on Feb 19, 2007 0:16:58 GMT
L.C looked at the dirty person in front of them. Then she saw her ankle. It was covered in grime. She jumped up and hit the guy. Then she went to the lake and washed her ankle.
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Post by Brian Chase on Feb 19, 2007 0:18:38 GMT
"Ouch! Sucks to be you dude." he said smiling a sadistic smile. He then got up and stood so the dirty man would finally see him at his full height.
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Post by deek on Feb 19, 2007 0:22:47 GMT
Deek grinned, before managing to look affronted. "Why, toothpaste is just a myth to me, young lad." He said, his greasy hair falling in waves onto L.C's porcelain cheek.
"For the girl's sake, I hope it's not the same case for you." He snickered gruesomely, before standing up, his rags sliding lower nearly blinding the students.
"If you'd be so kind?" He said, gesturing back to the castle. He did have a bath to finish, after all.
Suddenly lurching back at the weak impact of L.C's poorly-aimed punch, Deek scowled. "It's not proper for such a lady to throw such messy hits around." He said knowingly, before standing up and taking her hands in his.
"After all," he smiled nastily, "You're a Slytherin, aren't you?" Lifting her hand, he kissed it delicately, the end of his beard leaving more tracks of mud down her fingers.
Just as he was about to tease the students a bit more, his eyes caught sight of a Ministry official bounding down the field. With an annoyed whimper, Deek quickly ran off toward the Forest, snatching up his things as he went.
Once out of eye-sight of the students, he morphed into a mangy dog, before slinking between the trees, unseen for many days.[/size][/font]
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Post by Professor Lauretta Mericcini on Feb 19, 2007 0:27:47 GMT
"Ew" L.C exclaimed before rushing over to the lake to wash her hand. "Like he'd know anything about being proper" she muttered. The guy was trying to teach her manners and he looked as if he hadn't showered in months.
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Post by Brian Chase on Feb 19, 2007 0:34:24 GMT
"Well least he's gone." He said grossed out by the fact that the sick man probably soils himself.
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Post by Professor Lauretta Mericcini on Feb 19, 2007 0:40:23 GMT
"Well now that I feel completely gross, do you want to go back to the Club?" L.C asked, it was apparent the dirty guy had ruined the moment.
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Post by Brian Chase on Feb 19, 2007 0:46:29 GMT
"Sure," he said wishing that stupid slob hadn't come and ruined the nice moment.
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Post by Professor Lauretta Mericcini on Feb 19, 2007 0:56:37 GMT
L.C transfigured her bikini nack into clothes and took Brian's hand. She then started to walk towards the tiny village of Hogsmeade.
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