Logan Lachlyn

[lachlyn]

His Name: Logan Owen Lachlyn
Pronounce It Like: Low-Gan Lack-Lynne
His Nickname: Lollypop
His Alias': Derryl Spoonwrath && Morty Fier
His Age: 34
His Bloodline: Pure
His Patronus: Hyena
His Birthday: 1st April
His Wand: 13 Inches Ash Wood with the core of a Augrey Feather
His Rival: Azrael

The Job: Hit Wizard in the Ministy of Magic
His Talent: Mastered the Muggle Talent of Disguise
Jobs using Disguises: Pizza Boy, Milkman, Paperboy, Cafe Assistant. House Elf impersonator.

The Look: Logan's apperance can change using excessive amounts of make-up, wig use, different clothing and contact lenses. He is a master of changing his appearance without the use of magic, since he never mastered that ability. Though his true appearance, he stands at roughly 6ft, give or take a few inches, he weighs 13 and a half stone, most of it is muscle, which, he is rather embarrassed to say, has been built up over the years running away from Azrael, who scares him witless. Logan has brown hair, which can look black sometimes and deep brown eyes.
Personality: Words that have been used to describe Logan, Not quite right, Weird, Wired, Strange, Idiot and many other choice words. All of which do suit Logan for everyone knows he is a little of each. He tries to stay calm most of the time, but he finds calm and serious quite dull and boring, many have said he needs to be sent to the psychiatric ward in Mungoes, though he swears blind there are crazier people than him out there. He tends to make his target more scared due to his crazyness, it has been said Logan likes to play with his food before he eats it, maybe he was hired because of this reason, but Logan would never ask.

Sometimes he remains calm if he doesnt feel as though he has the energy to be a bit dippy, though guarentee it wont last long as Logan has this tendancy to interrupt or be interrupted. Most of the people who are Hit Wizards have partners, but Logan does not, he was never assigned one and slowly, he is beginning to realise why. Azrael, his female counterpart, is always on the same mission as him, which he has begun to understand she may be his partner and the Ministy have just been cruel and not told him yet. Though their teamwork is never any good, considering they argue all the time, usually about who gets to kill the poor begger who they are both after, neither can back down and most of the time their hunt escapes. Much to his unamusement, naturally he blames Azrael for this (with the ocasional stamping of feet). Though of course, she blames him.

He has been known to be a comical kind of guy, saying the strangest things, or doing even stranger things. Logan has many names he is known by, two he made up himself, "Morty Fier" being the one he uses most and is most proud of, others are what others choose to call him when they dont know his name. A lot of the time Logan says he gave his name up so they are free to call him what they want. He has many guises, though never mastering the art of Morphing, he uses the old fashioned way and wears wigs, makeup and body changers, like added bumps or weight, added scars and all that kinda thing.

The Family:
Lachlyn's
Julie Lachlyn - Mother - 67
Lee Lachlyn - Dad - 70
Anna Jenson - Sister - 31
Maria Cartwright - Sister- 33

Jensons
Chris Jenson - Brother in Law - 34 - Married to Anna
Stephanie Jenson - Neice - 11 - Daughter of Chris and Anna
Ryan Jenson - Nephew - 14 - Son of Chris and Anna

Cartwrights
Jake Cartwright - Brother in Law - 35 - Married to Maria
Greg Cartwright - Nephew - 16 - Son of Jake and Maria
Maria's Baby Bump - Unknown - 4 Months Bump - Baby of Jake and Maria

The Backstory: Born in Italy, though is in no way Italian, Logan was raised by his aunt until he was six, as his mother and father moved around a lot and since Logan was only young his parents never took him with then in fear of unsettling him. So, when he was finally able to go home, back to England with his folks, he was over the moon as his aunt was a bit of a fruitloop. His aunt was the kind who would clean the house in only her underwear, stockings, bright pink legwarmers and fluffy slippers. Not to mention with half her hair in rollers and the other straight singing opera at the top of her lungs and pretending she was a famous rockstar or something.

Never quite getting past his Aunts personality, he never realised until he was away from her how much of him was like her. He began to slowly realise that he was just as mental as she was. It was often said, by his parents, he would be gay when he grew up, due to his constant posing in the mirror, puckering of his lips. Not to mention wearing his mothers wigs and makeup, dresses and shoes to match. Whoever knew later in life his love of cross dressing would actually become useful?

Going through school, he met many colourful characters, some more than others but none as colourful as himself. People believed him to be gay due to his mannerisms, and Logan let them believe it, he didnt really mind. Placed in Ravenclaw due to his sharp, yet slightly strange, mind, sometimes known as a "Strange Genious" or just plain "Strange" Logan went through without really forming any kind of personal attatchment, yet having enough friends around him to have a laugh and a joke with and be himself. By graduation, he already knew what he wanted, and he became a Hit Wizard.

Over the years, Logan has worn many guises, pretended to be all kinds of people, men and women, and among other things, he tried to be a house-elf. Of course, the shrinking charm he tried to do on himself wouldnt work so he made up an excuse. Given a job to kill some old geezer, he turned up as an overgrown pink house elf, claiming to have a size disorder which also made him pink. The man, naturally believed it to be a prank and tried to pull the costume off him, but it was stuck to him with a sticking charm only Logan could get off, so, going with his guise, he stamped his feet, flailed his arms and yelling, "owowowowowowow," of course, Logan was laughing underneath it all and the man accepted him, claiming he could show the elf off as some kind of freak, which he did. Logan figured out all he needed to know about the guy, but kept his guise up long enough, what he didnt bank on was the mans actual house elf falling in love with him. That was traumatic since the female would never leave him alone. After another month, Logan finally did his job, took the mans sock and said to her he'd been free'd, she begged him not to go, but he wasnt about to stick around was he?

Forestory: Now, Logan is known for the cookiest guises and being probably the most random person they have met. Though his insanity has been known to be helpful on occasion, like getting into Mungeos without the tedious paper work of pretending to be a doctor, all he'd need to do was sit, giggle, and jump and go "HEE-YAH!" and then follow it with, "Im a ninja turtle, whats your excuse?" Of course, he often does these just to lighten the mood of a room since he hates seriousness.