Proof how stupid Keifer ACTUALLY is!!!!

[Jessie Miller]

OH...MY...GOD...RIGHT!!!
Get a load of the highly stupid thing Keifer comes out with!

Example 1
Keifer: Whats for tea mum?
Keifers mum: Gammon.
Keifer: Why have you got gammon? You know I dont like fish!

Example 2
Keifer: Whats bacon grill made of??? Is it sausage?

Example 3
Jessie: I like cheese and tuna.
Keifer: So do I but not together
Jessie: Yes you do, you like tuna melt.
Keifer: That has cheese in it !?!?!
Jessie: Where do you think the 'melt' comes from?
Keifer: I dunno...I just assumed the tuna melted...

Example 4
Keifer: Whats up with you?
Jessie: Nuffin.
Keifer: HORSES! ...What?
(Im assuming Keifer thought I had shouted 'HORSES!' at HIM!!!!!

Example 5
Keifers mum: We'll have quiche for tea, which is the one you like?
Keifer: Erm....Dunno
Keifers mum: Well did it have green bits on it or something?
Keifer: Erm...I dunno...It was round...

HOW THICK IS THIS KID!?!?!?!?!?!

[Prof Grace Marks]

Agh! But we all still love him!

[vickay]

Example 1
Keifer: Whats for tea mum?
Keifers mum: Gammon.
Keifer: Why have you got gammon? You know I dont like fish!

...
lmao.

[Jessie Miller]

I personally think the HORSES! one is a classic...I think he had a tourettes moment! lmao but the gammon one was hilarious...i told everyone about ti to show him up...because im nice like that

[Prof Grace Marks]

Remind me to never get on your bad side! Or your good one? Which ever would make you do this to me!

HORSES! Good one!

[Keifer Brently]

OH MY GOD I CANT BELIEVE YOU WOULD ACTUALLY DO THIS TO ME! GAWD I KNOW YOU TELL EVERYONE WE NOW ABOUT IT BUT!!! IM GOING TO CRY IM GOING TO CRY IM GOING TO CRY IM GOING TO CRY!!!!!!!

Jessie... You are the most evil person i know! You just wait, when you are least expecting it... I WILL GET YOU BACK..

Walking through ASDA carpark... and heres what he said to me..

Jessie: Why's the england flag been took of Efl (cars name)
Keifer: ........... Because england were knocked out f***tard
Jessie: Were they?
Keifer: *Slaps head* yes you medievil d***weed! Why do you think no one else has flags on their cars now?
Jessie: Oh.... yeah... HA HA HA.. uhm.. i just looked thick

[vickay]

yah, god england. stupid biased ref.

[Keifer Brently]

uhm... we dont actually follow it..

Im still very mad at you Jez

[Prof Grace Marks]

Guys, make out already and be done with it!!!


Only joking! lol!

But, personally, this could get interesting!

[Keifer Brently]

No! if you cant tell already..*LOOKS AT MY PICTURE* we did enough making out at one point.

[Prof Octavious Everritt]

Ok... so this is just a dispute between bf's is it? o.O

Calm the fuck down, both of ya!

[Keifer Brently]

EX BOYFRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!

I am calm, sides from the face Jessie takes pride in humiliating me!!!

[Gaia DeBoer]

Random point of fact i assumed that you (Keifer and Jessie) are american. I'm so sorry for that. But yam are far to sweet to be americans (no offence intened to our cousins across the pond), with all the subtle flirting and niceities, most couples i know don't get on after a break up, or they pretend to but their friendship is actually ruined.
Anyhoo, i'm Gaia. Also in england, however i'm Irish. Not like most people say 'i'm a quarter irish on my mothers side' but actual born and bred. (mmm... bread).
Nice to see there is hope for freindship after break-ups.

Sorry for putting beefy pointless post in middle of hilarious thread btw.

[Prof. Algernon Moncrieff]

u.u I'm american and I'm pretty darn sweet!

Well, I guess you guys don't know that =( But ask the headmistress, she'll tell you =P

[The Sorting Hat]

Aw, Jordys lovely =P

He was even sweet enough to let me share James Marsters..